liebrary 

A facade of a library containing pointless, useless books that are entirely irrelevant to educational purposes, yet still managing to claim the title library.

Sarah: Hey, I have a paper to write, where's the nearest library?
Mandy: You'll have to go to the University, the one down the street is a liebrary.

liebrary by Coolerthanyou. May 5, 2009

library gash 

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye

Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!

library gash by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009

The Great Library of Alexandria

The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.

"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish

The Great Library of Alexandria by Oreo-Belt25 May 3, 2019

library 

An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!

Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"

library by Adel7 September 23, 2007

Pubic library 

A library where an individual can get pornography

P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?

Pubic library by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014

dome in the Ware Library 

at the University of Pennsylvania, when one receives fellatio in the Ware Library, a library in the Memorial Tower in the Quad. It is a popular hookup spot for naive freshmen and grenades. (See: grenade )

friend: Dude, I just got dome in the Ware Library.
me: She was a grenade. -_-

dome in the Ware Library by JoreyandCack December 9, 2012

this is library 

When everyone is talking too much and all you want is silence.

*loud screaming*

Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
HEY!
*immediate silence*
this is library.
*walks off*

this is library by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017