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Someone who’s annoying but at the same time your friend.
“Omg bro you’re being a total lickbat rn!”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
lickbat by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
A lighthearted jovial pursuit of random acts of kindness involving the usage of tongues.
Dude, get a picture of that lickage to post at www.lickage.com
Lickage by Lickage.com April 6, 2010
He is such a tremendous luckbag!!!
luckbag by BennoH December 15, 2010

spillage is lickage 

A phrase most commonly used by students, spillage is lickage quite literally means what it says; if you spill something, you have to lick it up. This often refers to a spilled alocholic beverage, but if you also have the misfortune of spilling your meal over the kitchen floor, or spilling your wee sample, you better get licking.
-"Oh my God, I just spilt my drink everywhere"
-"spillage is lickage"

-"I just spilt my drink on her crotch"
-"Tactical spillage!"
spillage is lickage by Bottom Face February 28, 2011
What you call someone who has been infected with lice
licebag by r354 May 8, 2014
Brown nosing in forums, usually associated with cliques who have no friends in the real world.
this thread is embarrasingly full of lickage
Lickage by bossyboots69 December 11, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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