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An employee (typically a semi invisible random) who worships the very corporation they work tirelessly for, and who would literally lick the boots of the brand if they could. This person chugs at the faucet of corporate coolade, wears corporate swag at all times (weekend walks, out clubbing, tinder profile pic, step fathers funeral), believes the corporate hype like it’s biblical scripture, and who honestly thinks that their company has the best solution, stock options, management, office location, culture, benefits, and people.
Automaton: Say Jon, do you think I should order the corporate Mug for my Coffee?
Jon: You are the corporate Mug you giant LickBrand.
Jon: You are the corporate Mug you giant LickBrand.
LickBrand by Spraggstar72 July 6, 2020
breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)