libfem 

Stands for liberal feminist, also known as intersectional feminism or third wave feminism. A societal ideology focused on power dynamics and microlabels. To libfems, white heterosexual men stand at the top of the hierarchy and can only be oppressors even when individual experience says otherwise. Similarly, oppression and can be accumulated for every minority group one is part of and can be bought by changing genders.

I read on tumblr I can stop being an oppressor if I become a transwoman.

Stop kidding yourself, those libfems are delusional.

But I would become a woman and women can't be oppressors!

libfem by AdultHumanFemale May 21, 2019

heterosexual lifemate 

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob

heterosexual lifemate by tandre October 4, 2008

Lifemun 

A person of any nature who is accepted and acknowledged by all of life and mankind. There are only a few hundred lifemun in the world and only about a hundred Slop kings. These members of the community are highly rerspected and looked up upon.

Lifemun - Slop

Lifemun by Ackyooo April 5, 2009

hetero lifemate 

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.

Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.

hetero lifemate by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

hetero-lifemate 

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

lifemare 

lifemare (noun): another word for a human life, especially when the life is bad enough to be mistaken for a nightmare.

Jim was exhausted by his lifemare; it seemed the odds were always against him and he never got a stroke of luck.

lifemare by citygirlkris August 11, 2009

Lifemate 

The Legit badass person you call yours for the rest of your life that has your back and never gives up on you

Look Shackelnerd your Lifemate has out did himself again

Lifemate by Hd#48 October 19, 2019