lifemin 

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I'm doing some lifemin today lol

lifemin by Welaw January 23, 2018

Lifeline

A person keeping you tied down and /or keeping you sane. You likely couldn’t live without them, they might have even saved you a few times. They keep you from making irrational decisions and can always make you feel better. They keep you there and present in the real world.

Thanks bro for being my lifeline

Lifeline by Slinkyslankydopeydoo November 19, 2020

Lifeliners 

Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.

Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.

Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.

I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners

Lifeliners by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023

Lifemun 

A person of any nature who is accepted and acknowledged by all of life and mankind. There are only a few hundred lifemun in the world and only about a hundred Slop kings. These members of the community are highly rerspected and looked up upon.

Lifemun - Slop

Lifemun by Ackyooo April 5, 2009

Lifeline

A person you can always depend on to help you in a really messed up situation where you need a quick excuse/escape.

This person will always have that six sense to lie in favor of you when asked about your current location (sometimes without you giving them any real hint about it).

This person also happens to be in the right place at the right time when you're in trouble.

"Dude, that blind date is horrific! I need to call my lifeline."
Or...
"Thanks, man! You're a lifeline!"

In situations where you're running late getting into work:
Boss: "Do you know if your name came into work today?"
Lifeline: "Uh... Yeah, he came in an hour before I went on lunch break. He's somewhere around here."

Lifeline by Red.Orchestra April 9, 2009

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lifeinatent 

Short version of this article: An infamous Youtube whore (he use to have nearly 70,000 subscribers) who has gotten his channels epically terminated many times (eight times so far) since April 21, 2011 as he is no longer allowed to make anymore Youtube channels and videos. Any channel by him will get Epically Terminated on the spot! He’s infamous for shamelessly exploiting the Japanese Earthquake of May 11, 2011 for Youtube whoring partnership money.

He now uses his girlfriend to make videos for him on the MeganLeeHeart (MLH) channel to circumvent his Youtube permaban. MLH’s channel now has over 1000 subscribers, hundreds of thousands of video views, and more important a partnership so that he can now enjoy his Youtube whore cash again! However, he better be careful about showing his face again on MLH since doing that would show everyone he is at least partially behind the MLH channel. As such, the MLH channel could face Epic Termination!

He is likely the most hated user on Youtube right now and surpasses even Brett Keane, ShockofGod, and Nephilimfree in terms of notoriety and dislike on the Youtube community. Blackbustercritic, Undertakerfreak1127, and many other Youtubers pwned his sorry butt numerous times since his pathetic earthquake video. Right now, he is the poster boy on Youtube for shameless deprivation and whoring.

I hope you don't act like a LIAT aka LifeInATent on Youtube as in being a complete Youtube whore.

Damn, did you just hear LifeInATent just got another channel of his Terminated!?

You are acting very LifeInATent-ish througth your completely overt Youtube whoring

You just got pwned like a LifeInATent by TheAmazingAtheist!

(note that the word bitch was substituted by LIAT in this case)

lifeinatent by supersmash43 June 17, 2011