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Leetoner 

Always fucks up.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
Is usually stoned.
He has a medically diagnosed micro penis.
A complete bell end.
He's fucked up again, he's done a Leetoner.
Leetoner by Gundi Gumnut October 15, 2015
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fool, halfwit, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton; A slur for those not as intelligent as you are—used particularly by those who are highly intelligent prodigies for those who are not.

From the movie "Little Man Tate" where Fred uses the term "Lepton" to refer to others who aren't as intelligent as he is.
"Read a book, you lepton." is borrowed from a Patton Oswalt bit.
Lepton by nimrodthesaurus June 1, 2016

Lextonian 

I live in Georgetown but I wish I was a Lextonian
Lextonian by Queen._.Bee January 10, 2017

Leetonia 

A tiny town in north east Ohio consisting of a small group of people who all know eachother. A place where it wouldn't be surprising to hear someone called a "Meatball" or to see a man drive over the train tracks on a John Deer to get something to eat at the only restaurant, Dairy Queen. Home of the Leetonia Bears and the Coke Ovens.
Johnny, want to go to Leetonia and watch the Spaghetti Bowl on Friday night?

I got a B average and I'm going to be graduating 3rd in my class at Leetonia High School.
Leetonia by Aly C. October 19, 2008
Lextown aka Lexington, Kentucky. Home of the University of Kentucky Wildcats, Keeneland Horsepark, and many very fucking expensive thoroughbred race horses.
"I'll see you in Lextown, bitch"
lextown by Chriz April 13, 2004

leyton orient 

I was feeling really rough last week but now I'm Leyton Orient
leyton orient by Polo_o October 25, 2004
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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