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Lexington Alarm Clock 

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The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.
She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.
Lexington Alarm Clock by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

Lamington Slammington 

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The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.
"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

Lamingtons 

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A tasty treat commonly found in Australia and New Zealand.

Lamingtons became very famous when australian vlogger natalie tran other wise known as communitychannel promised over a year ago that she would make a video about Lamingtons. Since then no sign of a lamingtons video which angers most of her viewers.
Nat where are my lamingtons.

Nat where the fuck are the lamingtons

Lamingtons video?

What the fuck its been over a year where is the lamingtons video.

Lexington High School 

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Lexington High School, also known as LHS, is a public high school in historical and overpriced Lexington, Massachusetts. It is known for its oustanding education, but also for the unusual high levels of stress. Some public schools, like UMass, and even some private schools, are easier than LHS. Many students fall into the traps of overburdening themselves with Honor and AP level classes, varsity sports, and all sorts of clubs. Even with all of its amazing awards, their football team sucks. They don't even have homecoming. A lot of the sterotypes are reversed here. The cheerleaders are kinda homely. A lot of the track runners are smart. The nerds don't get shoved into lockers, etc. Except a lot of people make fun of the "tree kids" or the Goths. GSA is very popular, too. And for some reason, a good portion of the student population don't judge the potsmokers, also known as the "corner kids". The school also allows upperclassmen to go off campus, during their "free blocks". Ironically, the people who are taking all honors and AP don't go off campus and instead go to the library. House parties for LHS students can range from casual to all out. Drinking and drugs are sometimes involved too.
While his GPA could be a 4.0 at any other school, Alex's GPA is only a 3.33 at Lexington High School.

Lexington High School 

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a public high school in Lexington, MA. often referred to as the "Harvard of the Public Schools" because of its vigourous academics, consistency in turning out graduates who go to ivy league schools, and the fact that a lot of the students are children of professors at the Boston-area colleges (i.e Harvard.) Walking down the halls is like a northface catelog, with a few scattered pot smokers and GSA members with dyed hair. There is also a very large Asian population, a large portion of which sit in commons 2, the second cafeteria that all the super smart/instrument playing kids sit in. Everyone is secretly jealous of them because of their mad skills. Ocapella kids are pretty popular the soccer team is way more glorified than the football team, which as seen as kind of a joke. to be fair to the members of the team, the football field doesn't even have lights. Most kids dont get enough sleep, and every teacher thinks they are the only teacher the kids have, and therefore give a shitton of homework. It is a good place to go to school if you are an insomniac who loves homework and hasn't seen Friday night lights.
person 1: Do you think we should invite Dave to the patriots game?
person 2: nah. he goes to Lexington High school, so he doesn't know what football is, and will probably bring his physics flash cards and try to quiz us inbetween plays.
person 1: good call

Lavington 

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Lavington is a "town" too closely connected to Albury, a small civilised town on the border of New South Wales and Victoria. Often called Stabington for its impoverished violent people. Its epicentre is the "Lavington Shopping centre" it can be identified by plumes of smoke protruding from its doors and "people" wearing nothing but singlets, denim undies and no shoes. Society frowns upon the unsavoury Lavians, as constant infiltrations of them migrate into civil areas, such as QE2 square, in Dean Street.

Lavians can also be identified through purchases, such as Orange foundation, Car dice, tattoos, smokes and excessive amounts of VB.

Lavians support Collingwood, often getting tattoos to show their support, in Lavian femenine society the sale of anything with leopard print and pink lace is desired and highly valued, virginity was extinct 30 years ago when the colony began.
Formal wear includes fishnets, havianas and target matching tracksuits. If affordable, Nike runners are used to show wealth and are paired with jeans for Weddings.
A Lavian's diet and cuisine is vast consisting of Nicotine, chicken nuggets, burgers, frozen dinners diet shakes, alcohol and much more.
tracksuits Leopard print runners Lavington
Lavington by ...the analyst May 17, 2012
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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