Lavington

Lavington is a "town" too closely connected to Albury, a small civilised town on the border of New South Wales and Victoria. Often called Stabington for its impoverished violent people. Its epicentre is the "Lavington Shopping centre" it can be identified by plumes of smoke protruding from its doors and "people" wearing nothing but singlets, denim undies and no shoes. Society frowns upon the unsavoury Lavians, as constant infiltrations of them migrate into civil areas, such as QE2 square, in Dean Street.

Lavians can also be identified through purchases, such as Orange foundation, Car dice, tattoos, smokes and excessive amounts of VB.

Lavians support Collingwood, often getting tattoos to show their support, in Lavian femenine society the sale of anything with leopard print and pink lace is desired and highly valued, virginity was extinct 30 years ago when the colony began.
Formal wear includes fishnets, havianas and target matching tracksuits. If affordable, Nike runners are used to show wealth and are paired with jeans for Weddings.
A Lavian's diet and cuisine is vast consisting of Nicotine, chicken nuggets, burgers, frozen dinners diet shakes, alcohol and much more.

tracksuits Leopard print runners Lavington

by ...the analyst May 17, 2012

Lazingzong

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

Lexington Alarm Clock

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

Ken Livingstone

Controversial Mayor of London since 2000 and longtime left-wing campaigner. Although he is often called 'Red Ken' his principles are desperately unclear. At one point he supported subsidised public transport but he recently doubled the fares, adding to the money he raises by charging cars to enter London - though London councils already issue draconian and extortionate fines to anyone who strays into a bus lane or overruns a prepaid parking ticket. Livingstone can be credited with pushing poorer Londoners into high debt and low mobility while presenting a socialist face to the outside world by his unusual alliances worldwide and radical political stunts. In 2006 Livingstone was ruled to have brought the office of mayor into disrepute after incidentally comparing a Jewish reporter to a Nazi and refusing to apologise despite many attempts by officials and Jewish groups to smooth the remark over. The adjudicatory panel suspended him for four weeks but he appealed, making the novel claim that an appointed body cannot judge an elected body. In the interim period he announced that two Jewish Indian businessman of Iraqi parentage should, if unhappy with his proposals to them concerning the London Olympics, "go back and try it under the Ayatollahs". Nevertheless he enjoys staunch support from the hard-left and Labour Party old-timers.

I do understand. I pay road tax. I pay congestion charge. I pay council taxes. I even paid for that parking space. Still you're telling me that even though I bought a ticket and your wardens illegally towed me, if I don't find £300 now you're going to increase that charge as payment for looking after my car, and that until I give you whatever sum that makes you will keep my car and eventually dispose of it, and that if I don't like it I should sue you later? Is this one of bloody Ken Livingstone's ideas for promoting London and making it a cool place to live? I thought he was Marxist?

by Mileses April 26, 2006

Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020

Lamingtons

A tasty treat commonly found in Australia and New Zealand.

Lamingtons became very famous when australian vlogger natalie tran other wise known as communitychannel promised over a year ago that she would make a video about Lamingtons. Since then no sign of a lamingtons video which angers most of her viewers.

Nat where are my lamingtons.

Nat where the fuck are the lamingtons

Lamingtons video?

What the fuck its been over a year where is the lamingtons video.

by Communitychannelroxs May 25, 2010

Livingston High School

Livingston high school isn't as diverse as they say, it's mostly just Asians, Jews and everything in between. Most of them stick together in their own group and become this isolated ball. But one of the ways that people get together is through SEX . i'm not saying that every girls is a thot, i'm just saying that 90 percent are thots. LHS thots tend to go 1 of 2 ways when it comes to clothing, either wear skintight pants that are 6 sizes too small and stick your ass out abnormally or wear about 20 percent clothing where your ass is hanging out (underwear is optional) and if we didn't see enough of you from behind we also have to deal with the 950 snapchat stories about your dog or you making idiotic poses with your tongue hanging out. but LHS girls can't be LHS girls without BLOWJOBS, things that are given out like pamphlets in New York. for them, it seems like chlamydia is a culture and not a disease

But what about guys, well its pretty divided, you're either a jock, a geek, a loner or a prick (with exceptions). There are a lot of guys out there who play sports A LOT and that's not a problem at all, but when you become a complete douchebag about it then its annoying to everyone else. But most of all, certain guys like to emphasize the size of their dick with a passion, for example making jokes like, "my dick is bigger than your future". In this school especially, there is an abundance of fuckboi haircuts and most of them feel the need to fondle their hair every 3 minutes.

"hey man"
"Yea"
"4'o clock, her pants arent even covering 50 percent of her ass"
"wow"
(starts jerking off in class)
"i heard she fucked (insert 7 stereotypical jewish last names)"
"i heard she got chlamydia"
(fapping intensifies)
(pulls out a blunt and smokes in front of teacher)
couldn't give the slightest fraction of a fuck
but still represents livingston high school

by the cringey meme kid September 25, 2017