Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right
Tom: So are you straight or bi?
Luke: I'm bi, I just have a female lean.
Tom: What is that?
Luke: It means that I'd rather date a girl than a boy, but I'll do both.
The most beautiful person you have ever laid eyes on. If you haven’t seen or met a Leandra then you’ve never seen true beauty. She is one the most kindest women you will ever meet, her heart is made of candy. She’s just so sweet, every time you’re around her you can’t help but smile. She’s a true gift from God, if she crosses your path you get good luck for eternity. She is so strong, her prayers will make you feel as if you’re being lifted off the ground. Jew know she’s the best when you meet her. She’s just got that thing that everybody wants.
when you drink so much lean that your liver inflates due to the liver having back-up from the amount of toxin in the lean. Exactly the same as a beer belly which is caused by alcohol instead of codine. Lean gut is a common flex due to each dose of lean costing upwards of $20 making a lean gut cost around $5000.
Damn, LUCKI be looking like he bout to give birth with that leangut
A person who frequently uses the opioid based substance known as "lean" for everyday activities, such as ignoring their kids, or posting live stream videos on social media while in their underwear.
When you’re lean beyond the point of return. Most likely as a result of the use of marijuana. When djoopa lean, one may lose all capability of rational thought, i.e. really fucking high.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.