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The type of person who would steal yo kids and not your wife. He finds modern culture especially bizarre; he would appear dumbfounded at phrases such as "thats sick dude", or "dayum dat ass be HAWT". A strange individual, the kind of person who would eat his own feet in front of you, but at the same time you would find the act incredibly sexy.
Dicky:"Man you saw that Lessan last night?"

Dickette:" How could i miss him, that beast, I just want to ditch your ass and nail him to a wall while constantly touching his big large ears"
lessan by bucket of swagger November 2, 2013
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To describe something you’ve never seen before/foreign.
That’s so lescant!
lescant by Lescant March 12, 2018
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saxophone lessons 

The family friendly way of implying "sexual intercourse."
Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

Lesane Parish Crooks 

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
Tupac Amaru Shakur OR Lesane Parish Crooks

Lesson Token 

A lesson token is a scam or rug pull in the crypto space that’s easily identified if you read the white paper. Often people fall for multiple lesson tokens before realizing how much money they have lost. Not everyone takes the time to do proper research and leaves it up to influencers on Twitter Spaces. This term was coined by @SlimeOnTheBlock on twitter
I’ve fallen for so many lesson tokens i think crypto is all a giant ponzi.
Lesson Token by SlimeOnTheBlock February 11, 2023

lissandrious 

Lissandrious, (plural of Lissandro) is when you need a word to describe how you are feeling but don’t have a word to convey it. Usually used in a devious way, unlike Anderssonius, which is used in a angelic way. For example, Will Smith was feeling Lissandrious when he punched Chris Rock!
Wow she’s so Lissandrious! I wish i could be like her.

I’m feeling very Lissandrious today, i’m gonna go burn down an orphanage!
lissandrious by emholey March 29, 2022
When a guy does something stupid he is called a "Lassan'.
It literally means 'Garlic' in Hindi(Indian Language).
Person1:How many mega pixel is ur camera?
Idiot:Its 4GB SanDisk.
Person1:-.-" Abhey Lassan......
lassan by The [evil] one August 17, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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