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Any one ending in the last name lescano are, carers for all living things, geniuses, athletic, bilingual, perfect in all ways, nationally known, successful, faithful, humble, virtuous, kind, honest, courteous,helpful,obedient, friendly,brave ,reverent, clean, loyal, lovers of life, have incredible genetics for all biological born under the last name Lescano, is favored by God, every boy or girl subconsciously wants to be a Lescano. If you are friends with a lescano ask for their autograph now, it will be worth a lot in the future.
You must be a Lescano!
You have been blessed by a Lescano. right?

Lecanto High School 

Medium-sized school placed in the middle of the woods in the hellhole of Citrus County, Florida. As you know, it's about 30 minutes away civilization. Or what civilization Citrus has to offer. Everybody knows everybody. Good basketball team, not-so-wonderful football team. The other schools in Citrus are Citrus High and Crystal River, both of which suck terribly.
You go to lecanto High School too?!

The Book of Lecantechomy 

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.
“Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”
a small town in Citrus County Florida, where obnoxious rednecks and white supremacy reigns . Sister town to Crystal River (home of the abandoned circus tent of a mall) and Inverness (Where Elvis came for 2 minutes and then left and never returned). We don't have much to brag about. But at least we have a walmart and a mcdonalds now.
"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."

lesantha 

sexy ass person with a mean, lean body.
May often come off as bitchy
Jared: Man, that bitch is sexyy
Derek: Yea, she's a lesantha
lesantha by _---_ January 28, 2009

lesdantry 

Listenbourgian slang for bozo, often used to describe someone of a less than smart nature that copies from others to thrive.
Listenbourg Citizen 1: Oi matey! That folk other's a real lesdantry!
Listenbourg Citizen 2: Yeah, facts mate! I completely agree!

LesdantrY: what
lesdantry by BigFuckenIdiot November 18, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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