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The activity of informing acquanitances or friends that you are proficeitnt in the art of percussion, and have received formal instruction in aforementioned musical discipline
"Ive had Lessins you know!"

OR

Place head horizontal to table or bar, and rotate neck to 45 degree angle. Squint, and proceed to decend into a trance-like reverie whilst screaming:

"Lessins"

Then proceed to drum without any discrenable rhythm using your two forefingers as 'sticks.'
lessins by carbz October 22, 2003
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saxophone lessons 

Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

Drum Lessons 

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.
"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"
Drum Lessons by LarryLove March 1, 2009

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French Lessons by rock_monkey17 August 27, 2009

Guitar Lessons 

Dude, that guy is going to give me some guitar lessons.

Spanish Lessons 

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