"Ive had Lessins you know!"

OR

Place head horizontal to table or bar, and rotate neck to 45 degree angle. Squint, and proceed to decend into a trance-like reverie whilst screaming:

"Lessins"

Then proceed to drum without any discrenable rhythm using your two forefingers as 'sticks.'

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

My friend is such a lessin.