lecanto

a small town in Citrus County Florida, where obnoxious rednecks and white supremacy reigns . Sister town to Crystal River (home of the abandoned circus tent of a mall) and Inverness (Where Elvis came for 2 minutes and then left and never returned). We don't have much to brag about. But at least we have a walmart and a mcdonalds now.

"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."

by cantwakeupWAKEMEUPINSIDE August 10, 2016

Lecanto High School

Medium-sized school placed in the middle of the woods in the hellhole of Citrus County, Florida. As you know, it's about 30 minutes away civilization. Or what civilization Citrus has to offer. Everybody knows everybody. Good basketball team, not-so-wonderful football team. The other schools in Citrus are Citrus High and Crystal River, both of which suck terribly.

You go to lecanto High School too?!

by GOPANTHERS July 3, 2009

Locanto

Local Classified Ads Now Taking Over

Local Classified ads are so popular now, like your locanto.com and other cool sites where you can trade stuff and advertise better in your area.

by bobba genush April 13, 2010

Lelantos

Big dipus son

Damn he just pulled a LELANTOS!

by Notlelantos February 25, 2010

The Book of Lecantechomy

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.

“Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”

by Meme Mage March 25, 2019

locantore

means the singer in italian. usually person is independent and classy

that girl is a locantore

by maryloue February 25, 2009

Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.

City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.

by aolslayer September 26, 2017