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a small town in Citrus County Florida, where obnoxious rednecks and white supremacy reigns . Sister town to Crystal River (home of the abandoned circus tent of a mall) and Inverness (Where Elvis came for 2 minutes and then left and never returned). We don't have much to brag about. But at least we have a walmart and a mcdonalds now.
"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."
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Lecanto High School 

Medium-sized school placed in the middle of the woods in the hellhole of Citrus County, Florida. As you know, it's about 30 minutes away civilization. Or what civilization Citrus has to offer. Everybody knows everybody. Good basketball team, not-so-wonderful football team. The other schools in Citrus are Citrus High and Crystal River, both of which suck terribly.
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Locanto by bobba genush April 13, 2010

Lelantos 

Big dipus son
Damn he just pulled a LELANTOS!
Lelantos by Notlelantos February 25, 2010

The Book of Lecantechomy 

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.
“Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”

locantore 

means the singer in italian. usually person is independent and classy
that girl is a locantore
locantore by maryloue February 25, 2009

Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.
City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.
Leanto cow by aolslayer September 26, 2017
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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