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lecanto

a small town in Citrus County Florida, where obnoxious rednecks and white supremacy reigns . Sister town to Crystal River (home of the abandoned circus tent of a mall) and Inverness (Where Elvis came for 2 minutes and then left and never returned). We don't have much to brag about. But at least we have a walmart and a mcdonalds now.

"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."

by cantwakeupWAKEMEUPINSIDE August 10, 2016