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Lesbomancer 

A female master of the dark arts and pussy.
That lesbomancer cast fire on Time after he stole her bowl of granola.
Lesbomancer by Kip I Swear! November 29, 2011

Lesbomancy 

Allegedly a Type of magic practiced by a lesbian mage Philippa Eilhart (Witcher 2 game character) while trying to heal Saskia (one of the key female characters in Witcher 2).

During the healing ritual that involved casting few spells and using a number of magic ingredients Philippa puts a Rose of Remembrance on Saskia's lips before kissing her - thus finalizing the ritual.

Saskia recovers but her mind remains under control of Philippa's will. All because of the kiss....

Right after the kiss one of the dwarfs that attended the ritual yells "My favourite kind of magic, lesbomancy!" implying that magic practiced by Philippa is based on her sexual orientation...

During the game, Geralt witnesses few scenes in which Philippa was practicing Lesbomancy with her assistant Cynthia, one of such scenes involved use of whip...Thus we can assume that besides being a type of magic, lezbomancy is also any sexual activity (that might or might not imply use of magic to enhance the experience) practiced by two lesbian mages...
My favourite kind of magic, lesbomancy!
Lesbomancy by tornyak August 14, 2011
Word of the Day on December 17, 2022

Lesbromance 

A definitive form of non-sexual romance stemming between two Lesbian friends.
Random Guy 1: Look at those girls over there!
Random Guy 2: Yeah man, they've got a total lesbromance.

Lesbromance 

Two lil' dykes who like to hang out and chill like bros, but with no sexual attraction. Completely platonic.
Lesbro 1: Yo, let's meet up and talk about Tegan and Sara and how rad our girlfriends are

Lesbro 2: We have a rad lesbromance
Lesbromance by Alligator_arrow April 1, 2010

lesbonage 

a voyage on which lesbians go in order to search for other lesbians
Girl 1: "Aw, man. My girlfriend just broke up with me."
Girl 2: "That sucks...we should TOTALLY go on a lesbonage."
Girl 1: "Okay, we can take my dykemobile."
lesbonage by dykesonbroadway February 19, 2011

Lesbonade 

A drink that the lesbians drink. Cocktails commonly drank by the lesbians.

Nasty or poor tasting lemonade, sometimes making you feel all dirty like a lesbian; Or lemonade or another drink made or mixed by a lesbian.
Diane: "Want a Malibu and pineapple?"

Sarah: "Hell no I don't drink lesbonade."

Alex: "Try the lemonade Gina made, John."

John: (Tries it) "Yuck. Gina made some straight lesbonade, it's disgusting."
Lesbonade by Inklor August 15, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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