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Lesbonacy 

Lesbonacy is the practice of women making sweet love to other women.
"You see, Timmy, most people are attracted to the opposite sex. Occasionally, some are attracted to members of the same sex. For men, we call them "gay" or "queer-bags". When men are attracted to themselves, that is gross. It would be alright with most if we just "accidently" eliminated all of the homosexual XYs (holocaust version 2, anyone?). For women who are attracted to similar genetic makeups, we call this act 'lesbonacy'. It is perfectly ok for women to be attracted to other women, and some would say it is natural."
Lesbonacy by xaM Max May 8, 2006
A name that is typically given to the lesbian viewers or fans of the "My Little Pony" show or franchise.
lesbo + pony = lesbony

("lesbo" derived from "lesbian")
Fangirl 1: "But you're a lesbian! You can't like girly stuff like 'My Little Pony'!"
Fangirl 2: "I'm a lesbony, bitch."
Fangirl 1: *mind blown*
lesbony by Chelicopter August 28, 2011

Lesbonics 

The language that Lesbians use when they are talking to each other.
The all girl school offers a class in Lesbonics.
Lesbonics by wino joe May 6, 2003

Lesbomancy 

Allegedly a Type of magic practiced by a lesbian mage Philippa Eilhart (Witcher 2 game character) while trying to heal Saskia (one of the key female characters in Witcher 2).

During the healing ritual that involved casting few spells and using a number of magic ingredients Philippa puts a Rose of Remembrance on Saskia's lips before kissing her - thus finalizing the ritual.

Saskia recovers but her mind remains under control of Philippa's will. All because of the kiss....

Right after the kiss one of the dwarfs that attended the ritual yells "My favourite kind of magic, lesbomancy!" implying that magic practiced by Philippa is based on her sexual orientation...

During the game, Geralt witnesses few scenes in which Philippa was practicing Lesbomancy with her assistant Cynthia, one of such scenes involved use of whip...Thus we can assume that besides being a type of magic, lezbomancy is also any sexual activity (that might or might not imply use of magic to enhance the experience) practiced by two lesbian mages...
My favourite kind of magic, lesbomancy!
Lesbomancy by tornyak August 14, 2011
Word of the Day on December 17, 2022

ur grandad lesbonad 

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

Non-Lesbonic 

Two females in a strongly bonded relationship, but do not feel romantically for each other.(Not a lesbian couple)
Kelsey and JEssica are Non-Lesbonic lovers.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.

Lesbonic 

a word that describes an action between namely two or more girls that is very close to homosexual but the girls are not lesbian. they just act very premiscously to the same sex. these actions usually disturb guys.
i girl in a classroom is talking to another girl and another guy. after the conversation the girl kisses the other girl and the guy is confused because they both have boyfriends and they are not lesbian. this action is lesbonic.
Lesbonic by se0what May 24, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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