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Lesbonacy

Lesbonacy is the practice of women making sweet love to other women.
"You see, Timmy, most people are attracted to the opposite sex. Occasionally, some are attracted to members of the same sex. For men, we call them "gay" or "queer-bags". When men are attracted to themselves, that is gross. It would be alright with most if we just "accidently" eliminated all of the homosexual XYs (holocaust version 2, anyone?). For women who are attracted to similar genetic makeups, we call this act 'lesbonacy'. It is perfectly ok for women to be attracted to other women, and some would say it is natural."
by xaM Max May 8, 2006
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lesbony

A name that is typically given to the lesbian viewers or fans of the "My Little Pony" show or franchise.
lesbo + pony = lesbony

("lesbo" derived from "lesbian")
Fangirl 1: "But you're a lesbian! You can't like girly stuff like 'My Little Pony'!"
Fangirl 2: "I'm a lesbony, bitch."
Fangirl 1: *mind blown*
by Chelicopter August 28, 2011
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Lesbonics

The language that Lesbians use when they are talking to each other.
The all girl school offers a class in Lesbonics.
by wino joe May 6, 2003
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Lesbomancy

Allegedly a Type of magic practiced by a lesbian mage Philippa Eilhart (Witcher 2 game character) while trying to heal Saskia (one of the key female characters in Witcher 2).

During the healing ritual that involved casting few spells and using a number of magic ingredients Philippa puts a Rose of Remembrance on Saskia's lips before kissing her - thus finalizing the ritual.

Saskia recovers but her mind remains under control of Philippa's will. All because of the kiss....

Right after the kiss one of the dwarfs that attended the ritual yells "My favourite kind of magic, lesbomancy!" implying that magic practiced by Philippa is based on her sexual orientation...

During the game, Geralt witnesses few scenes in which Philippa was practicing Lesbomancy with her assistant Cynthia, one of such scenes involved use of whip...Thus we can assume that besides being a type of magic, lezbomancy is also any sexual activity (that might or might not imply use of magic to enhance the experience) practiced by two lesbian mages...
My favourite kind of magic, lesbomancy!
by tornyak August 14, 2011
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ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018
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Non-Lesbonic

Two females in a strongly bonded relationship, but do not feel romantically for each other.(Not a lesbian couple)
Kelsey and JEssica are Non-Lesbonic lovers.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.
by Jessica Simpson May 25, 2004
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Lesbonic

a word that describes an action between namely two or more girls that is very close to homosexual but the girls are not lesbian. they just act very premiscously to the same sex. these actions usually disturb guys.
i girl in a classroom is talking to another girl and another guy. after the conversation the girl kisses the other girl and the guy is confused because they both have boyfriends and they are not lesbian. this action is lesbonic.
by se0what May 24, 2010
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