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lesbomagnetic field 

A scientific phenomena that occurs when two females (usually straight) do something that they believe is harmless and/or friendly, but in actuality it looks like they are lesbians. This phenomena is known to generate a strong magnetic field that attracts the attention of males who are in the vicinity of the field.

First used in the anime Steins;Gate.
Madison saw that Mary had a small stain on her lip, so she wiped it off with her finger. Little did she know that she had created a lesbomagnetic field the size of Pluto.
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lesbionage 

The act of pursuing secret lesbian trists
A mixture of lesbian and espionage
Did you see her hand?
Definitely grazing the boobs for too long...
Lesbionage!
lesbionage by loquesha June 17, 2008

Lesbianage 

the act of turning the straight girls gay, especially when they have unsuspecting boyfriends.

ur grandad lesbonad 

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

Lesbionage 

The act of spying (espionage) on one to find out if they are in fact a lesbian.
The LDS Church committed many counts of lesbionage for the purposes of outing her to her parents.
Lesbionage by logicalotus March 16, 2014

lesbianage 

right, whores, time for so lesbianage
lesbianage by sarah November 14, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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