a person who does not follow one's instructions. specifically to bring ice cream to lazy bums
sam: bring me some ben and jerrys!
shana: NO!
sam: YOU LERG!
by OMGiTsSAM! February 22, 2008
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The act of cementing ones ass to a chair or object being used as a chair by utilizing fecal matter as the cementing agent.
oh man, if I don't poop soon i'll start lerging.
by PowerGelCream November 9, 2019
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Something extremely puffy, slightly swollen, and has a lot of mass.
Ethan just shoved his lerge boner into shykes back while they were asleep.
by Stinkybutt1000 May 17, 2021
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