2 definition by Dr. Noni Paran

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A masculine woman who is not a lesbian

Ann Coulter is a notorious lerg

by Dr. Noni Paran January 26, 2009

Smaller than average sized male genitals; a penis that is made tiny through exposure to cold, fear or other factors

His pepito is so small he looks like a child.

by Dr. Noni Paran March 13, 2009