leopardosy

An illness dat caused sufferers to get black spots all over their skin.

If you're of African descent or get a dark enough suntan, you might be able to hide your leopardosy spots fairly well.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Leopards Ate My Face

Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is a parody subreddit which almost exclusively features content of people regretting their choice of voting for Brexit or Trump.

Definition on r/leopardsatemyface:
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people.

A: "How do you feel about Brexit as a Brexit voter?"
B: "I never thought that it would be such a sh*tshow"
A: "Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party"

by printergobrrrrrr September 25, 2020

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

Leopardy

The game of Jeopardy when played by jungle cats.

"Hey did you watch Jeopardy last night?"
"No, I was watching Leopardy. It's the same game, but more entertaining!"

by KnockKnockToWhom September 5, 2011

leonardosexual

someone who is super obsessed with the king leonardo dicaprio.

dicaprihoe 1: do u like leo?
dicaprihoe 2: ofc he’s so hot
dicaprihoe 1: omg leonardosexual buddies!!

by dumb.skittle December 25, 2020

Leopardess

A successful, sexy, sassy previously married 40/50 year old woman who is not into dating the nearly dead or dude in diapers. She is the elusive cat who is hunted by many but rarely captured. She is not one to succumb to stupid come on lines and won't be captured for a one night stand. She is the long term relationship seductress. It' all or nothing with this feline.

Anyone goes near that {leopardess} she's gonna bolt. she's just a photo safari.

by kayceezee July 25, 2010

Leopards Breakfast

When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.

Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast

by Tillyhoward May 5, 2018