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Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
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lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.
After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.
Locher by GFY Brain July 27, 2013

sondre lerche 

The best thing to come out of Norway since...ever. His quirky and melodic songs can melt anyone's frosty dispositions.
(note: he says he's 22, but my guess is he has a fake ID...)
Sondre Lerche was on TOTP last week...in my dreams.
sondre lerche by Rose June 28, 2004

Hermanos de Leche 

(See Milk Brothers). Two or more men that have had a sexual encounter with the same woman.

By depositing their Jizz (milk) in to the same vaginal cavity, they have formed a common bond, like the bond of a brother.
Homie 1: " Que onda guey? Where is Pablo ese' "

Homie 2: " F.T.P. ! After I dumped my ruca, he swooped-up on her! "

Homie 1: " Daaaayum fool, you and Pablo will be Hermanos de Leche' pretty soon. "
Hermanos de Leche by G-cubed November 16, 2011

exasperated lecherous 

a point in time or a long period of months where you were musty and tired.
my exasperated lecherous era was my worst era i had the worst acne and looked tired all the time

Caga Leche 

noun, adjective(Spanish)
Someone who has anal sex, and shits the cum out of there ass. Usually a way of maing fun of homosexuals.
Tu no sabes que ese tipo es un caga leche.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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