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Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
Related Words
lengk leng length Leng ting Lenka Lengers lengman Lengalicious Lenged Lengend
linkee but for the visually impaired
"bro, we got lenkk"
lenkk by Lenkkforpresident March 8, 2019

The Length 

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.
"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"
The Length by Mister Back December 15, 2011
To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.
We have just spent the afternoon lenking about really, had a few beers and a few games of pool.
Lenking by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009

Lengalicious 

when something is so good and sexy: leng and also delicious at the same time, lengalicious.
Damn that’s hella lengalicious

Langkawi 

A beautiful island located in Kedah, Malaysia near Thailand. Famous for hosting the cycling event Le Tour de Langkawi.
Boy: Hey did you know that langkawi mean nip-
Girl: NO. IT'S AN ISLAND, OKAY?