lenden 

Is always gonna be more attractive, funny, and stronger than you!

Haters: I bet you will never be with her right!? I am cooler than you!

Me: There is no way, if you are cool then I am Lenden!

lenden by Dictionary-man-stan December 3, 2016

Lenden 

Lendens is a great person who already knows how to make you laugh with his odd but hilarious personality. He is gifted and encouraging. Lenden is a strong guy, but soft at heart. Lenden is very generous and helpful to his friends. If you know Lenden, you can always start the best conversations with him. We love Lenden.

I wish Lenden was here.
Yeah, he makes everything better.

Lenden by Sneaky.sneaker August 29, 2018

lindened 

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.

My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.

lindened by nobodynoneofyourbusiness May 4, 2007

lindened 

made worse by an attempt at improvement

The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.

lindened by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007

Lindenmeyer 

When your teacher takes 2 or more weeks to grade a project.

Person 1: Dude our teacher is such a Lindenmeyer.
Person 2: I know right, he hasn't graded that project yet and its been like 2 weeks!

Lindenmeyer by AAtticus October 22, 2019

lindened 

The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.

"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."

lindened by Cocoanut May 8, 2007

Lenderhawk 

Someone who is doing something unspectacular. Someone who is reading too much into everyday statements. It can also refer to someone who is known to sleep frequently and without warning.

"Hey check out that guy sleeping on the table."
"Yeah man, he is Lenderhawking up a storm over there"

"Why did you just get one drink to share instead of two?"
"dude, stop being a Lenderhawk, we are just friends"

Lenderhawk by Armstrongish November 11, 2009