Definitions by Armstrongish

Lenderhawk 

Someone who is doing something unspectacular. Someone who is reading too much into everyday statements. It can also refer to someone who is known to sleep frequently and without warning.

"Hey check out that guy sleeping on the table."
"Yeah man, he is Lenderhawking up a storm over there"

"Why did you just get one drink to share instead of two?"
"dude, stop being a Lenderhawk, we are just friends"

Lenderhawk by Armstrongish November 11, 2009