lemson
During sex, the male lays his dick and balls on the female's face, thus giving her a Squidwardlike nose
lemson by StraightFace March 9, 2013
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lemon pepper wet wings
lemon pepper wet wings — A delicious food you can eat in Atlanta if you don’t care about your blood sugar, cholesterol, or longevity.
A recipe:
1) Dry the wings in a refrigerator over night for extra crispiness when fried.
2) Prepare the spice:
Lemon zest from six lemons
Orange zest from two oranges
The pressed garlic from one whole clove of garlic
Three grated onions: one purple; one white, and one yellow.
Dry the wet ingredients in a cast iron skillet and finished them in an oven on a low temperature on parchment paper before grinding them with the dried spices.
Cumin seeds
Coriander seeds (equal to the amount of cumin seeds you use)
cardamom seeds
Mustard seeds
Whole peppercorn mix hand ground with a small amount of sea salt
Grind ingredients together in a spice mill
clarified butter
Warm the clarified butter mixed with some olive oil. When it is heated, add the spice mix and allow the fragrances to come up. Here some people also add rock candy sugar, or jaggery and Indian ingredient until caramelized to sweeten the spice mixture.
Add the fried wings to this mixture hot from the fryer and toss them until the wings are evenly coated.
Be careful because if you eat these too often you will definitely get “the arthur, the pressure, AND the sugar”.
A recipe:
1) Dry the wings in a refrigerator over night for extra crispiness when fried.
2) Prepare the spice:
Lemon zest from six lemons
Orange zest from two oranges
The pressed garlic from one whole clove of garlic
Three grated onions: one purple; one white, and one yellow.
Dry the wet ingredients in a cast iron skillet and finished them in an oven on a low temperature on parchment paper before grinding them with the dried spices.
Cumin seeds
Coriander seeds (equal to the amount of cumin seeds you use)
cardamom seeds
Mustard seeds
Whole peppercorn mix hand ground with a small amount of sea salt
Grind ingredients together in a spice mill
clarified butter
Warm the clarified butter mixed with some olive oil. When it is heated, add the spice mix and allow the fragrances to come up. Here some people also add rock candy sugar, or jaggery and Indian ingredient until caramelized to sweeten the spice mixture.
Add the fried wings to this mixture hot from the fryer and toss them until the wings are evenly coated.
Be careful because if you eat these too often you will definitely get “the arthur, the pressure, AND the sugar”.
lemon pepper wet wings by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
Related Words
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The Law of the Lemon
The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.
Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.
If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.
Mess around and find out.
Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.
If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.
Mess around and find out.
The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.
Mess around and find out.
If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.
Mess around and find out.
If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.
The Law of the Lemon by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023
Lemon Demon
Lemon Demon by MidoriWasHere January 3, 2021
lemon eyes
lemon eyes by MooseMassterMatt March 3, 2016
Don Lemon
Don Lemon by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022
The Sour Don Lemon
A man puts his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removes his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into another persons nostrils and under the nose area.
While intensely pushing his fingers against the persons face under the nose, forcing their head to thrust backward while repeatedly asking the victim ‘Do you like pussy or dick?’ While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into the persons face with aggression and hostility.”
While intensely pushing his fingers against the persons face under the nose, forcing their head to thrust backward while repeatedly asking the victim ‘Do you like pussy or dick?’ While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into the persons face with aggression and hostility.”
The Sour Don Lemon by Gatorshark88 September 28, 2021
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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