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lemonsine

adjective: A limousine that is a piece of shit and is constantly breaking down.
I rented a car and driver to take me and my girl to the prom, but it was a lemonsine and we never made it.
by Kheoleo May 11, 2022
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Limousine Liberal

Basically, the "Do as i say, not as i do" crowd of wealthy elitists who have the best ideas on how regular Janes and Joes can sacrifice their comforts and conveniences to help alleviate the sufferings and ills of the world while they dismiss themselves from the very things they demand of the public.

For example.

They'll tell us to ride bikes or use public transportation to get to work to conserve energy while they get taxied around in limos and private jets.

They'll tell us to use solar powered energy in our homes and air dry our laundry while they live in huge mansions that use more electricity in one month than the average household uses a year.

They'll do "sit ins" on a construction site to stop the building of shopping malls or condominiums to "preserve the land" while they own several acres of land for their own personal use.

They tend to be strong advocates for gun control or in some extreme cases gun banning. But see nothing wrong with the armed bodyguards they employ for their own personal protection.

They tend to take a soft on crime stance and stand up for murderous thugs like Mumia Abu Jabar or Tookie Williams while they live in gated communities with round the clock surveillance that isn't within 50 miles of the nearest ghetto or any other high crime area.

If his name happens to be Bono, he'll meet with world leaders to encourage them to raise our taxes to help the starving kids in Africa while hiding his millions in the Netherlands to avoid paying taxes himself.

As the late comedian Richard Jeni once put it, "People who are going to change the world if they have to spend every last buck of YOUR money to do it".

Your basic limousine liberal is a wealthy person who feels guilty about being wealthy but doesn't want to give up his fortune or sacrifice his conveniences.

So he'll take the "pass the buck" approach by wagging his finger at the general public for not doing their share to help with the world's problems to deflect the guilt off himself.

Many limousine liberals are also washed up has-been celebrities or rock stars who had their heyday in the 80's or 90's but their careers have since sputtered out and their names faded into obscurity.

Since they know that today's Hollywood is extremely liberal, they'll take up some liberal cause to resurrect their dead careers and get their names back in the papers and the spotlight back on them in hopes of attracting the attention of a movie producer or record company.
Limousine liberal: Why are Americans so greedy and materialistic? How can they heat their homes in the winter or drive their S.U.V.s to work when they know the ill effects it has on our environment?

Average person: Wait a minute, don't you live in a huge mansion and get driven around in a limo?

Limousine liberal: Yeah, but that's different.

Average person: How on earth is that different?

Limousine liberal: Well, I care more than they do, so I'm excused.
by lockworker December 9, 2008
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Lemonster

A person having lived and or grew up in Lemont, IL.
I went to the carousel yesterday and saw a bunch of Lemonsters there it was like a high school reunion.
by Le Monster December 19, 2008
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loser limousine

A Greyhound bus or a city bus, particularly in those U.S. cities where public transit is not popular, and where many of its riders are parolees, wear eye patches, stink, or have IQs under 80. A mobile Jerry Springer Show.
I got a DUI and lost my license, so now I have to take the loser limousine.
by Rex Rowland April 3, 2011
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Nigger limousine

It took me an extra 15 minutes to get to work today because I couldn't get around the nigger limousine.
by Oxyman September 3, 2013
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Leontine

Leontine is a woman who is smart,funny and very sexy girlfriend. she is someone who is very careful about what she says and who she says it in front of, but very open to those that she allows to get close to her. she is very caring and honest. She is someone that will make your face light up whenever you see her. Leontine is someone that is hard to get off your mind once you meet, and is a gift every time you see her. She also has a thing for guys named Steven, who by the way is totally awesome. so if you get lucky to find a girl like Leontine, don't let her go, and treat her right, cause she is one of the greatest people you will ever meet and is someone you'll love being around.
that girl is so sexy

yeah must be a Leontine
by sexysaxman25 October 6, 2012
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leonine

by D November 3, 2003
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