lemmer

A crazy and cool Canadian capricorn Crip who loves music, loves to party and is, in many ways, the embodiment of the word contradiction-similar to De Niro in Taxi Driver. A true heavy metal-er & artist since 1975. One who is obsessed with the 1970s and the 1980s and would win in a dance off. Very charismatic, quirky and chivalrous but has been dead since the 1800s. Well known in parts of Canada and in the local Hollywood music scene. If you're lucky enough to be one of his lady friends he will vow to protect you but will also fight with you in order to then fuck your head off and will kill you if you fuck around. Make sure to mind your manners and watch your mouth when with a Lemmer. Lemmers do not accept any form of disrespect from those around them & for good reason. Lemmers make the best homemade old school popcorn and are certain to make you laugh your head off and provide you with some unforgettable lemmeries for years to come.

Dude #1: "hey everyone! Where's Lemmer?!"
Dude #2: "Lemmer is probably somewhere gettin' er' goin woooooo!!!!"

Dude #1: " oh yeah buddies definitely gettin' er' right ripped right now, one hundred!"

by GhostiesPosties November 24, 2021

Netherlands Lemmer

the most epic place to ever exist, please go there it's my home!!

guy 1: wanna go to Netherlands Lemmer??
guy 2: sure, i will bring guy 3 to.
guy 4: what about me?

by PotatoGuy2763 March 13, 2026

becky lemme smash

An amazing meme

Ron: Becky lemme smash

Becky: no Ron

Ron: Wut... Swiggity Swooty?
Becky: ur tail is small

by Succc September 15, 2017

lemme smash

When you want a hoe to smash.

Ron: Becky, lemme smash.
Becky: No.

another example:
Ron: Becky used to lemme smash but Becky is smashin Ben. Ben is a hoe.

by Camlel February 8, 2017

lemme show you how to scratch it

prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt ah ah se prrt by the way destiny still arrives

person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

by -Nova- April 16, 2020

lemme clap them cheeks

to have sex with a girl from behind and hear the “clapping sound” while you are making love

Ronald- “Hey becky lemme clap them cheeks.” Becky- “No ronald.”

by Bennett Boy September 16, 2018

aye yo ma lemme get yo number

When u tryin to get dis fine ass girls attention and number

damn, aye yo ma lemme get yo number

by papi09209 June 11, 2017