A crazy and cool Canadian capricorn Crip who loves music, loves to party and is, in many ways, the embodiment of the word contradiction-similar to De Niro in Taxi Driver. A true heavy metal-er & artist since 1975. One who is obsessed with the 1970s and the 1980s and would win in a dance off. Very charismatic, quirky and chivalrous but has been dead since the 1800s. Well known in parts of Canada and in the local Hollywood music scene. If you're lucky enough to be one of his lady friends he will vow to protect you but will also fight with you in order to then fuck your head off and will kill you if you fuck around. Make sure to mind your manners and watch your mouth when with a Lemmer. Lemmers do not accept any form of disrespect from those around them & for good reason. Lemmers make the best homemade old school popcorn and are certain to make you laugh your head off and provide you with some unforgettable lemmeries for years to come.
Dude #1: "hey everyone! Where's Lemmer?!"
Dude #2: "Lemmer is probably somewhere gettin' er' goin woooooo!!!!"
Dude #1: " oh yeah buddies definitely gettin' er' right ripped right now, one hundred!"
Dude #2: "Lemmer is probably somewhere gettin' er' goin woooooo!!!!"
Dude #1: " oh yeah buddies definitely gettin' er' right ripped right now, one hundred!"
by GhostiesPosties November 24, 2021