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Lelav is someone who is passionate about a lot of different subjects, especially astrology. Lelav will not get along for someone who is either a gemini, leo or aquarius. Her greatest profession involves hunting for dilfs.
Her: "Hey who is that?"
Him: "Oh it is just Lelav, the dilf hunter down the street."
lelav by Dilfhunter726363 June 20, 2021
Words you can keep
LELAI Abdellatif, aka LELAI, aka Samer's Ass is an Artificial Intelligence, Machine Learning, TOP secret, patent-pending algorithm on the blockchain that does some self-advertising and then shows you the black market rates of the Lebanese Lira.

Check LELAI-Abdellatif.online for more info.
LELAI Abdellatif is well known for foreseeing the future and eliminating market manipulation using Google sheets.
LELAI by Samer's Ass July 16, 2020

Leaves from the vine 

Probably the most profoundly saddening song ever written. From Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow,
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam,
Little soldier boy, come marching home,
brave soldier boy, comes marching home.

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.
You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

leave well enough alone 

To leave something as it is because changing it could make it worse.
I was going to rewrite the letter but I thought I would leave well enough alone.

leaving cert 

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.
Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !
leaving cert by Alwaysonfleek;) April 29, 2016
Spanish for 'key chain' or 'key holder.' Means shot caller in prison or jail. The Llavero has the keys to the yard.
Ex. 1

"Koko decided one day to lock up. He was a Llavero, he ran the yard...When you lock up, they want you to give 'em something. They don't care what it is. Something no one else knows. He decided to give up all the fieros, the weapons on the yard. He left all the Southerners empty handed."

Stories Written by a Current Prisoner, "California Prison Flipped the Script," March 7, 2020

Ex. 2

Chino: Hey homey! I just touch downed at the compound! I need to get at the Llavero and show him my paperwork!

Gato (points): He's that dude: Comadreja.

Comadreja chows down on a drumstick and lets out a loud belch.

Chino: The fat dude with titties? What kind of program are you guys running?

Gato: Hey bro: You don't like it, go ring the bell in the program office!

Chino: No muthafucka! You and that fat fuck can go ring that fuckin' bell! I'm the Llavero from here on out! Get down and give me 1,300 burpees!
Llavero by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2020
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