leg hump 

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

leg hump by ralf May 18, 2004

hump-leg 

Hump-leg, hump-legged (Adjective)
1. The feeling in your legs that you get after a really good fucking and orgasm, characterized by difficulty walking immediaetly afterwards and stumbling as you make your way towards the restroom.
2. The difficult act of walking right after sex, due to the lower extremities feeling very relaxed and wobbly from having a sexual workout and intense orgasm.

"My orgasm felt so good after banging her I had 'hump-leg' for about five minutes and found it difficult to walk straight"

hump-leg by b. a. jr October 15, 2007

Leg humper 

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.

That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."

Leg humper by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009

Leg Humping

When a person romantically or sexually interested in another person won't leave said interest alone.

"Man, he's commented on every one of her facebook statuses for the past two weeks, he's not going to get anywhere that way!"

"Who knows, sometimes girls put out just to make the leg humping stop."

Leg Humping by 72Telecustom April 4, 2010

leg-humper

The world wide web gave geeks a whole new way to stalk girls.

They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.

OMGHI2U I LOVE YOU. Let's go out!

leg-humper by Lee September 17, 2004

leg humper 

m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is

"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"

"so whats up you little leg humper you?"

leg humper by T-JaB February 17, 2003

leg-humper

guys that post about hot girls on a web forum... and what they would do with them

www.thefuse.net

everywhere. find any posts about:

"lauraguitargirl", "ayn chan", "geepers",, "dirtyrockstar", "takemetothebackseat", and any other girl...

leg-humper by christian d May 13, 2004