The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
by soreofhing July 06, 2009
by Sticky Icky Icky February 04, 2010
Someone who smokes cannabis; a stoner. A normal cigarette is called a "right-handed cigarette" and a joint is called a "left-handed cigarette". This is a special code used to allow people to speak freely in public about their plans to smoke pot.
"It smells like left-handers in here."
by Master Beta June 09, 2006
by stag4667 September 27, 2006
The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 04, 2025