Urban Dictionary: Hander

Top definition

Slang for a hand job. A handy. A hander.

Can wait to get home, my room mate is going to give me a Hander.

Yo bitch! How much for a hander?

My balls are rocked. She gave me a rough handers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017

Apr 20 Word of the Day

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

A hand job. Sexual stimulation given by somebody else, obtained through hand stimulation of the male sexual organ.

Juliet gave me a hander at the theater.

by Janic Naud May 08, 2008

Someone who is always grabbing down there. These people are usually guys who just want to hide away and masturbate to gay porn.

Hey did you even see that guy at the party
No but he seemed like a hander

by Likeitdownthere May 18, 2014

A stupid fucking bitch which creates fake stories for fame, then puts painted hands on her body on social media also for fame.

Carson: Did you hear what emily did on her last video?
Josh: Yes, she's such a hander.