18 definitions by soreofhing
Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.
Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.
by soreofhing August 10, 2009
I've looked and looked at maps, charts and my world globe but can't find any place called Malvinas in the south Atlantic Ocean.
I can only find some British islands called the Falkland Islands.
I don't think the Malvinas exist at all.
I can only find some British islands called the Falkland Islands.
I don't think the Malvinas exist at all.
Malvinas? Where are they?
I can't find the Malvinas. I don't think they exist.
Who invented this funny name Malvinas?
I can't find the Malvinas. I don't think they exist.
Who invented this funny name Malvinas?
by soreofhing November 24, 2009
A vagina
by soreofhing August 13, 2009
by soreofhing July 20, 2009