soreofhing's definitions

St. Patrick's Day

A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.

It's wonderful to think that St. Patrick's Day is spent celebrating another famous Englishman.

by soreofhing August 10, 2009

buttonhole

A vagina

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.

by soreofhing August 12, 2009

yid scum

1. A derogatory term for a Jew based upon their disagreeable characteristics (usually in business).

That yid scum cheated me out of my promised pay raise.
The boss sent money to build his local synagogue but when I asked for my promised bonus he denied ever having promised it to me....the yid scum.
Yid scum! They send cash out of the country to support Israelis killing Palestinian civilians.

by soreofhing July 5, 2009

tea leaf

Rhyming slang for a thief

Where's my pencil gone? You've got it, you tea leaf!

by soreofhing July 5, 2009

wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.

You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

hair to grow on the palm of your hand

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.

Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

shiksa

An insulting term used by Jews to signify any non Jewish woman. Almost always used among Jews as a disrespectful offensive term for any non jewish girl or woman.
It's fighting talk.

That dirty shiksa.
All shiksas are shit.
I fucked that shiksa and gave her the clap.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009