soreofhing's definitions

bicycle inner tube

1. Designed to be used by young men as a sex subsitute.
2. Can also be used to inflate bicycle tyres.

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm very shy, but I have a bicycle inner tube.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

very

An overused adverb meaning "in a high degree" or "extremely".

Ignorant people misuse it, in for example:
This Greek pot is very unique.
Katrina was a very disastrous hurricane.

Unique is unique. There is only one. How can you get more unique than that?
Something that is disastrous is just that. "Very" adds nothing.

She's very pregnant.

by soreofhing July 7, 2009

yid scum

1. A derogatory term for a Jew based upon their disagreeable characteristics (usually in business).

That yid scum cheated me out of my promised pay raise.
The boss sent money to build his local synagogue but when I asked for my promised bonus he denied ever having promised it to me....the yid scum.
Yid scum! They send cash out of the country to support Israelis killing Palestinian civilians.

by soreofhing July 5, 2009

vd

Something that Bishops and Generals catch from public toilet seats.
The rest of us can catch it from fucking prostitutes.

Don't fuck her, she's probably got vd.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

drink

Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".

That's your fourth drink, you know.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

shiksa

An insulting term used by Jews to signify any non Jewish woman. Almost always used among Jews as a disrespectful offensive term for any non jewish girl or woman.
It's fighting talk.

That dirty shiksa.
All shiksas are shit.
I fucked that shiksa and gave her the clap.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009