To learn while you urinate.

Refers to the whimsical practice of some ethnic restaurants playing language-lesson CDs in their washrooms in lieu of music.

I was at Alice Fazooli's today, and I learinated the Italian word for "table."

learinate by Shintriad March 5, 2009

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leering cunt

Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.

What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!

leering cunt by NotEmo June 4, 2005

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learing

v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman without their knowledge.

Dude, stop learing at my moms tits.

learing by MisterSTX May 28, 2013

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Leering Cunt

A boy who is 18 who should really know better, but in fact acts like an 8 year old. Will be found at the windows of girls he thinks find him a hot stud, at night. Manages to get their email adresses and asks for pictures of them... on their own.

I tell you, he is such a leering cunt, and he won't listen to me. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall.

Leering Cunt by Concerned_Citizen June 4, 2005

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LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving)

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).

I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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