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Leerinate 

When a pokemon uses leer on your pokemon.
OMG! What am i going to do! It just leerinated all over my Pikachu! This will take hours to clean.
Leerinate by xacto17 October 25, 2010

learinate 

To learn while you urinate.

Refers to the whimsical practice of some ethnic restaurants playing language-lesson CDs in their washrooms in lieu of music.
I was at Alice Fazooli's today, and I learinated the Italian word for "table."
learinate by Shintriad March 5, 2009

leering cunt 

Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.
What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!
leering cunt by NotEmo June 4, 2005
v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman without their knowledge.
Dude, stop learing at my moms tits.
learing by MisterSTX May 28, 2013

Leering Cunt 

A boy who is 18 who should really know better, but in fact acts like an 8 year old. Will be found at the windows of girls he thinks find him a hot stud, at night. Manages to get their email adresses and asks for pictures of them... on their own.
I tell you, he is such a leering cunt, and he won't listen to me. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall.

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) 

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).
I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!