learinate

To learn while you urinate.

Refers to the whimsical practice of some ethnic restaurants playing language-lesson CDs in their washrooms in lieu of music.

I was at Alice Fazooli's today, and I learinated the Italian word for "table."

by Shintriad March 5, 2009

Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.

"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."

by Minidakip February 11, 2010

learnage

like eatage learnage is a garnered sum of knowledge

"Man... you need to go back to school and increase your learnage."

-"Hey Jim... where were you today we totally got the best chronic ever!"

-"Whatever man, I was in class gettin some learnage."

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008

Leerinate

When a pokemon uses leer on your pokemon.

OMG! What am i going to do! It just leerinated all over my Pikachu! This will take hours to clean.

by xacto17 October 25, 2010

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications

my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

Lazinate

When you hydrate yourself so well that your piss is clear, but out of laziness you do not flush the toilet.

Leaving the seat up is optional.

Austin: Goddamn it Bryce is too gangster
Lee: Dont worry I just lazinated in his toilet.
Austin: WIN!

by random asian kid June 23, 2009

Laminated List

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004