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lebans by colezey1278 February 28, 2018
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Lebanon
Also known as the "cemetery of dreams" by many Lebanese people, it is the center of corruption, lawlessness, misogyny, sexism, unemployment, racism, sectarianism, and anxiety.
Rocked by one of history's most powerful non-nuclear explosions on August 8, 2020, Lebanon's capital is specifically famous for its inter-sectarian conflicts. As a matter of fact, no one has been held accountable for that explosion yet, although many of the ruling politicians were aware of the presence of the ammonium nitrate that caused the explosion! Getting shot by stray bullets is a part of a citizen's daily life in the country, but worry not because there will always be a part of the rich elite trying to delude itself that Lebanon, where the population is sinking in poverty and famine, is the best country in the world!
Most importantly, Lebanon is Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Notorious for its incessant power cuts, often leaving those who rely on Électricité du Liban for electricity in the darkness for days, Lebanon is every emo or goth person's destination. Not only will the darkness guide you, but you will also find every needed reason to decide you no longer want to stay alive.
You'll struggle to put food on the table, get medical treatment, and afford an education, but you'll certainly be able to visit the beach and the mountains in less than an hour! That is, if you can afford fuel.
Live, Love, Lebanon!
Rocked by one of history's most powerful non-nuclear explosions on August 8, 2020, Lebanon's capital is specifically famous for its inter-sectarian conflicts. As a matter of fact, no one has been held accountable for that explosion yet, although many of the ruling politicians were aware of the presence of the ammonium nitrate that caused the explosion! Getting shot by stray bullets is a part of a citizen's daily life in the country, but worry not because there will always be a part of the rich elite trying to delude itself that Lebanon, where the population is sinking in poverty and famine, is the best country in the world!
Most importantly, Lebanon is Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Notorious for its incessant power cuts, often leaving those who rely on Électricité du Liban for electricity in the darkness for days, Lebanon is every emo or goth person's destination. Not only will the darkness guide you, but you will also find every needed reason to decide you no longer want to stay alive.
You'll struggle to put food on the table, get medical treatment, and afford an education, but you'll certainly be able to visit the beach and the mountains in less than an hour! That is, if you can afford fuel.
Live, Love, Lebanon!
Lebanon by Lebanesefactss November 15, 2022
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Lebanon High School
Located Right smack in the middle of nowhere. Lebanon high school is located in the middle of a cornfield. This school is full of self loathing dumbasses that are so far up their parents bank account it's even funny.90% of the student body is white.5%latino,3%black,2%other. This school is known for the shitty parties where everyone acts Drunk when in reality it's watered down vodka because they don't want their parents to know their stealing it. And everyone Fucks each other for attention. Nobody dates at this school. Small town, half the parties are held at the teachers houses. if you choose to talk to somebody, your pictures will get sent around faster than Caloahan speed walking to block traffic for the busses. The only mediocre thing here is Friday Night lights. If you are unfortunate enough to attend a Friday night light.Good luck with parking.And if you see some white girls in too small of clothing carrying McDonald's styrofoam cups and they claim it is"sweet tea" don't be fooled. It's alchohol. Prom at LHS is the only one where everyone "gets lit"(or grinds) to "no hands" by Waka Flocka Flame and "all star"(shrek song). Winter formal, They talk up a big game but when your in middle of having a good time they'll pull you out of the crowd and breathilize you. You have the choir,the religious,emo kids,
GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,
student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!
GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,
student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!
P1: I want to go to a school that's kinda between white trash and white privilege
P2: did you try lebanon high school?
P2: did you try lebanon high school?
Lebanon High School by Perfumepicture June 5, 2017
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lebenslangerschicksalsschatz by laceekins January 27, 2014
lebanese cake
it's when someone puts on a table while sitting (in a restaurant, bar, any public place will do) a packet of :
Marlboro, in top of it, his mobile phone and on top a Zippo lighter.
Marlboro, in top of it, his mobile phone and on top a Zippo lighter.
Lebanese guy 1: "Man, please, watch my LEBANESE CAKE, i need to go to the bathroom"
Lebanese guy 2: "OK man, don't worry!"
Lebanese guy 2: "OK man, don't worry!"
lebanese cake by B-Side & B_LoW February 21, 2008
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