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Butcher's Leavings

1. That which the butcher hath used and is now done with.
2. Fucking a girl on the floor without a condom, giving her an STD, leaving her on the floor, and never talking to her again.
Dude: Man I nutted all up in that chick's pussy after I nailed her in the floor of the bathroom.

Guy: Don't you have HPV?

Dude: Yeah, but no one ever said the Butcher's Leavings are clean.

Nose leavings 

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving
Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.
Nose leavings by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

Dusty Leavings 

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.
I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!
Dusty Leavings by 367squadron June 24, 2011

day's leavings 

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.
Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.
day's leavings by manfredmanley August 19, 2015

leaving cert 

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.
Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !
leaving cert by Alwaysonfleek;) April 29, 2016