leasel 

Leasel is complicated woman. She is outgoing and a natural people-person, but also lives for her alone time. Leasel loves music, dancing and singing, although you're lucky to catch her singing out loud...she is uncharacteristically shy in that way. Leasel has a huge heart and would do just about anything to help another. She loves her friends and family fiercely and will go to bat for them without hesitation.

Leasel is easily angered and will not sit quietly when she feels offended or mistreated. Do not mistake her kindness for weakness. This quick temper cools just as fast; she is also easily forgiving.

Leasel is a passionate, driven woman with big dreams and when she sets her mind and heart on something, you can bet she'll do whatever it takes to acheive it. It would be wise to hold on to a Leasel if you find one. Like her rare name, she is one of a kind.

Hello, my name is Leasel.

leasel by Flowher16 December 22, 2016

puh-lease 

Another word for saying please but in another kind of sarcastic way

Girl: Look at my new bag
Girl 2: Puh-lease that's just a knockoff

puh-lease by ANBgirl February 21, 2009

Pa-lease

A way of saying "please" with a so-called 'attitude'

1: Man you think you're so good, but I'm way better.

2: Pa-lease, I can beat you ANY day!

Pa-lease by TheDudeBackThere October 15, 2011

leaserig

A magical place with Unicorns and Rainbows where people go to rent hash. Crypto-Currency hashpower that is! There are poopyheads, Unicorns, Aussies and all other types of fictional characters.

"This was the most fantastic, awesome, great, wonderful experience I have ever had in my life. Renting this rig caused future generations of my children to become leaders in various countries and led to the civilization of 5 planets outside of our own solar system. After the civilization we began to make friendly and useful contact with other species and eventually developed a planetary federation dedicated to peace. All because I rented from Leaserig"

leaserig by miaviator June 26, 2014

pur-lease 

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

pur-lease by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Anal Lease 

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

Anal Lease by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Lease 

Lease is just a way of life. When someone says something that just makes you cringe. When someone makes a bad joke; when something is not funny. You make this face :|

"Why did the Chicken cross the road" ME: LEASE

Lease by LEASELEASE September 23, 2020