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IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR 

A phrase that, when uttered, drastically alters the face of the speaker to suit the size of the energy beam that then protrudes from the the speaker's mouth along with the words, "BLAAAAH!"
Person 1: *is standing next to and facing person 2* IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR! BLAAAH!
Person 2: *head asplodes*
IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR by bat_hero November 22, 2009
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A highly destructive force of nature that can only be harnessed by a select group of people known as 'Shoopers'. A particularly elite group of 'Shoopers' have banded together to make a group called the Council of Shoop.
"Imma firin' mah lazor BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Lazor by Doombolt August 19, 2011

ass lazor 

A lazor fired from one's ass
Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.
ass lazor by Bah!!!1!!! December 11, 2009
A noun which is equivalent to the frequently used word "beast." it is used to describe someone who has unexplicable talents beyond human recognition and should be worshiped by all.
Dude, that kid is totally a Lazorka.
Lazorka by merkmmmmmm February 23, 2011
How Strong Bad spells "laser". Also, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad, along with Bigg Nife, Taranchula, and Limozeen.
"Now I know you were expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... Aw man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns?"
Lazor by Tom December 31, 2003
I'm firing it.
"Ahma fahrin' mah lazor"
Lazor by Punainen July 18, 2009