IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR

A phrase that, when uttered, drastically alters the face of the speaker to suit the size of the energy beam that then protrudes from the the speaker's mouth along with the words, "BLAAAAH!"
Person 1: *is standing next to and facing person 2* IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR! BLAAAH!
Person 2: *head asplodes*
by bat_hero November 22, 2009
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The Internet

One of the smartest achievements of mankind which has been taken over by some of the dumbest people on the planet.
English: Hey, look what I found on the internet!

Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!
by bat_hero May 31, 2009
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Crap

No job? No credit? Eat crap!
by bat_hero May 22, 2009
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Club Penguin

Dude, Club Penguin is older than Jesus.
by bat_hero May 03, 2009
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Zeeky Boogy Doog

The phrase used to trigger a Zeeky H Bomb.
Guy 1: What's your favorite word?
Guy 2: Um... ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*Nuclear asplosion*
by bat_hero November 15, 2009
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Crud

What one says when one is afraid to say crap.
Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person 2: Holy - er.... crud!
by bat_hero August 29, 2009
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Toilet

What everything turns into when you drink too much.
Hey, I ain't no toilet, drunk dude!
by bat_hero May 03, 2009
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