14 definitions by bat_hero

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Where spare time goes to die.
Dude, Club Penguin is older than Jesus.
by bat_hero May 02, 2009
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A phrase that, when uttered, drastically alters the face of the speaker to suit the size of the energy beam that then protrudes from the the speaker's mouth along with the words, "BLAAAAH!"
Person 1: *is standing next to and facing person 2* IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR! BLAAAH!
Person 2: *head asplodes*
by bat_hero November 22, 2009
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OVER 9000!!!
His power level is..... IT'S 9001!!!
by bat_hero November 04, 2009
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A word that, when uttered, causes the head of the one who said it to leave the body of the one who said by means of a miniature explosion.
Blah. *BOOM*
by bat_hero November 16, 2009
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One of the smartest achievements of mankind which has been taken over by some of the dumbest people on the planet.
English: Hey, look what I found on the internet!

Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!
by bat_hero May 31, 2009
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My favorite snack.
No job? No credit? Eat crap!
by bat_hero May 22, 2009
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Once the primary language of the United States. The primary language is now TxtTalk.
Guy 1: Hi, do you speak English?

Guy : Wth is English dued
by bat_hero October 19, 2009
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