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A highly destructive force of nature that can only be harnessed by a select group of people known as 'Shoopers'. A particularly elite group of 'Shoopers' have banded together to make a group called the Council of Shoop.
"Imma firin' mah lazor BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Lazor by Doombolt August 19, 2011
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How Strong Bad spells "laser". Also, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad, along with Bigg Nife, Taranchula, and Limozeen.
"Now I know you were expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... Aw man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns?"
Lazor by Tom December 31, 2003
Related Words
I'm firing it.
"Ahma fahrin' mah lazor"
Lazor by Punainen July 18, 2009
1.someone who will use you for what you have, only come around when he needs something. expect you to buy him dinners and take you to mcdonalds as a return favor.
2. cheep skate
for a better example look up "sheff"
Lazor by Grant Harris April 6, 2003
Same as "word" really. In fact it was invented as an alternative when got bored with "word".
See that documentary about Tourettes last night?
Yeah. It was lazor.
lazor by Moojhab October 9, 2006
do you guys know lily lazor??hahaha...he is the guitarist of the finnish band HIM!!
he is one of the best guitar players in my eyes!!
lily lazor is also known as daniel lioneye!!
keep on rockin´!
Lazor by akasha August 31, 2004

lazor sights 

Thatcher’s signature line of fookin Lazor sights.
Thatcher: “fookin lazor sights!”
Literally every other operator in rainbow six siege: “wut?”
lazor sights by T34main October 10, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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