laysing
Friend: “Hey, what are you doing right now?”
Me: “I’m laysing. Wanna join me?”
Friend: “What song?!”
Me: “I’m laysing. Wanna join me?”
Friend: “What song?!”
laysing by MathMyBeloved December 26, 2022
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Laying doggo
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East Lansing High School
I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.
East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023
Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men
Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018
Laying a cable
Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008
laying pipe
I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.
laying pipe by William Waldrep June 9, 2005
Laying a Demo
Ex. 1
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022
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