laxsitute

a girl who is all about the lax bros, whores herself out to bros, and is literally obsessed with lacrosse and boys who play the sport.

"bro, why does that girl always go to the lax parties?"
-"don't you know bro, she's a laxsitute!!"

by crystalite9325 September 9, 2010

Laxstitute

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.

1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!

by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

Mango Lassitude

The drowsy state that one achieves after eating a large meal at an Indian restaurant.

Thank you for dinner Anoop. Such mango lassitude I have, I could schluff off right here.

by Ville De Chaya May 27, 2009

Laxstitute

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.

Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.

by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

laxtitute

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.

Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!

by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010

Laxitute

A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.

Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute

by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010

laxitute

A common breed of women who love lacrosse guys, and will fuck anyone who plays it. Seen mostly in box lacrosse in the Greater Vancouver Area.

They wear shirts of the players who they love or just wanna fuck because damn lacrosse players make big money......

There are large colonies in Coquitlam and Port Moody, less commonly seen in Port Coquitlam, and New West.

Dam look at all the chicks here

90% laxitutes

by youseethatcheckthisout August 13, 2009