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Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.
1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!
Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

Mango Lassitude 

The drowsy state that one achieves after eating a large meal at an Indian restaurant.
Thank you for dinner Anoop. Such mango lassitude I have, I could schluff off right here.

Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.
Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.
Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

laxtitute 

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.
Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!
laxtitute by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010
A female exclusively involved, obsessed with, fascinate about, or date a male Lacrosse player. Common factors of attraction can range from the 'bro's' raging lettuce, sweet lax pinnie, nice shorts, or sick pastels. The common Laxitute can be found along the North Eastern Seaboard, in many hot-bed lacrosse communities.
Branford Winstonworth's Girlfriend is a Laxitute
Laxitute by So_Much_Lax April 25, 2010
A common breed of women who love lacrosse guys, and will fuck anyone who plays it. Seen mostly in box lacrosse in the Greater Vancouver Area.

They wear shirts of the players who they love or just wanna fuck because damn lacrosse players make big money......

There are large colonies in Coquitlam and Port Moody, less commonly seen in Port Coquitlam, and New West.
Dam look at all the chicks here

90% laxitutes
laxitute by youseethatcheckthisout August 13, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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