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Lawstitute

Female attorney who dresses provocatively in order to win over juries and judges.
That lawstitute pretended to drop her pen and showed off a g-string to juror number 3 and hung that robbery case. Solid work.
Lawstitute by Acquitted January 23, 2018

Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.
1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!
Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.
Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.
Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

Lobstitute 

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

laxtitute 

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.
Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!
laxtitute by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010

laxtitute 

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players
"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"
laxtitute by Nick March 21, 2005