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Lawstitute

Any girl in law school that will go down on any guy she happens to meet in the law library of her perspective school. Even if he happens to be nothing more then a janitor.
I'm trying to study, and all I can hear is the lawstitute on the other side of the book shelf blowing the prof on her way to an A.
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Lawstitute

Female attorney who dresses provocatively in order to win over juries and judges.
That lawstitute pretended to drop her pen and showed off a g-string to juror number 3 and hung that robbery case. Solid work.
Lawstitute by Acquitted January 23, 2018

Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.
1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!
Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.
Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.
Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

Lobstitute 

A ho with a whack ass sunburn
That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

laxtitute 

A lacrosse loving skank that will ride anyones shaft worth riding.
Damn, that laxtitute just rode Sam's shaft so hard his head broke!
laxtitute by AnnieGLaxtitute February 8, 2010

laxtitute 

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players
"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"
laxtitute by Nick March 21, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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