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Hey Kristen, did you see that chick goin ham out there yesterday?" "Yeah Scott, what a laxbian!
laxbian by wak94 May 31, 2011
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(Noun)- A foreign born misogynist man that derives joy in bickering with women as they secretly desire to be one.
Roderick claims he's not gay no more, he likes womens. He's a lasbian.
Lasbian by ssSavageQueen July 16, 2017
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Labianese 

The language of the labia, one who can communicate with the labia can pleasure a woman like no other.
"So Leo, do you speak Labianese?" (Leo grins and slowly extends his tongue until it reaches all the way to the tip of his nose) "Fluently".
Labianese by The Muff Merchant April 27, 2013

Labiangitis 

Severe inflammation on or around the labia, caused by repetitive irritation or friction.
Karen was dry, but horny, and contracted labiangitis.
Labiangitis by Tuk$ April 7, 2023
A female dating a person named Lexi
Beth is a total lexbian
Lexbian by Bomberbiff August 6, 2020
A female totally obsessed with words and acquiring new vocabulary.
Jane plays scrabble all day. She's a real lexbian.
lexbian by Cherrybot January 15, 2009
A woman who would be a lesbian but is too lazy to commit to actively participate in a lesbian lifestyle.
She would have been a lesbian but she was too lazy...she is a lazbian.
Lazbian by SargeT25.5 June 28, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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