Skip to main content
A female dating a person named Lexi
Beth is a total lexbian
Lexbian by Bomberbiff August 6, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
A female totally obsessed with words and acquiring new vocabulary.
Jane plays scrabble all day. She's a real lexbian.
lexbian by Cherrybot January 15, 2009
Feels a stronger attraction to apes than to humans
All subscribers of lex, are Lexbians. Therefore they love apes!
Lexbian by DoctorDuck November 30, 2009
thinks she is all that and is a total lesbian. thts why we call her LEXBIAN it allll makes sense. LOL. she like to feel her self up at partys. and anywhere else. she never takes showers or wear a bra. and she ADMITS she doesn't comb her hair!!! ewww right??? do u have one of these?? i do!
There is this girl named lexi and she is a LEXBIAN
lexbian by aqws March 15, 2007
a straight looking lesbian - a gay women that dose not look gay what so ever she looks as straight as anything .
that girl doesn't look gay - she is she's a Lexbian
Lexbian by Summers105 July 31, 2009

lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans
The lesbian Jesus strikes again.
lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Lesbian dance theory 

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro
Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Next