Lazbian
A woman who would be a lesbian but is too lazy to commit to actively participate in a lesbian lifestyle.
Lazbian by SargeT25.5 June 28, 2009
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Lazbian
When a girl is too lazy to do their hair and make up and actually try to meet a guy so they just become a lesbian.
Did you hear that they're Lazbians now? They never wanted to go out with us on the weekends and now they just stay home and lick each other.
Lazbian by Finegirl73 November 23, 2015
Lazbian
Two girls that were too lazy to do their hair or make up and decide it's too much work to meet a man so they just stay home and become lesbians.
They won't ever go out with us anymore, they just stay home and lick eachother they're a couple of lazbians now.
Lazbian by Finegirl73 October 17, 2015
Lizbian
A fanbase name for the girls who LOVE the actor/singer Liz Gillies. They differ from her other fanbase "Gillians" in that they support not only her career, but her bangin body as well. You can tell a Gillian and a Lizbian apart by noticing that Lizbians talk about Liz Gillies' boobs more than or as much as they talk about her music while Gillians will only talk about her career. Gillians are boring. Lizbians are the fun, honest ones.
"I heard that Jessica is a Gillian."
"She's a Lizbian. Get your facts straight."
"Lizbian?"
"Yeah. She wants to make out with Liz Gillies' face."
"She's a Lizbian. Get your facts straight."
"Lizbian?"
"Yeah. She wants to make out with Liz Gillies' face."
Lizbian by Lizbian111 November 27, 2012
LoZbian
"I have played every Legend of Zelda game ever made! Proud LoZbian here!"
"Hey, do you like The Legend of Zelda?"
"YES! I'm a total LoZbian!"
"Hey, do you like The Legend of Zelda?"
"YES! I'm a total LoZbian!"
LoZbian by aSexyNerdyGirl November 19, 2012
Lasbian
(Noun)- A foreign born misogynist man that derives joy in bickering with women as they secretly desire to be one.
Lasbian by ssSavageQueen July 16, 2017
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