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LawMan Lessick • Lawmanated • Andrew Lawman • Indianese Lawman • law mans • layman's terms • lapman • lawan • Lawana • lawand
LawMan Lessick
Humble and Respected officer of the Willoughby PD. Will put you in the drunk tank for being an idiot or will have you sleep it off in the lobby for meandering but being compliant. Be respectful of this man. He has a long and honest career deserving of all of our respect and admiration. He Protects, Serves, and Helps. His calling goes Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
LawMan Lessick by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
Andrew Lawman
Andrew Lawman doesn't need a definition, Andrew Lawman is the definition. Andrew Lawman is the Messiah, Andrew Lawman is the light. Andrew Lawman be lawmanatin' bitches all night. Andrew Lawman is bigger than Gandhi and Jesus, put together, then multiplied by 5.
you got lawmanated. BITCH!
you got lawmanated. BITCH!
Andrew Lawman by lachlan shanks August 31, 2013
Indianese Lawman
When you're an officer of the law anywhere in the state of Indiana and your mission in life is to only stop and tounge kiss other dudes. See also Marvelisish.
Indianese Lawman by Dchambostacksrolls August 11, 2024
Layman's Terms
For example instead of:
"The geological force, resulted in extreme vibration of the terra surface."
Say it in Layman's Terms:
"There was an earthquake."
"The geological force, resulted in extreme vibration of the terra surface."
Say it in Layman's Terms:
"There was an earthquake."
Layman's Terms by GaryTheGoose April 4, 2020
Lawmanated
To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.
Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."
Guy 2 "That's so gross."
Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"
Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"
Guy 2 "That's so gross."
Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"
Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"
Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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