eck

a fat, bald celtic fan who often mistakes a chicken for a sex toy.likes sex with hibs fans called dave

i am a very good vending machine techican with a large gut and a face like davie dodds.

by j.cairns March 03, 2004

lawman

a self obsessed wank who often thinks he is god or a more powerful human being

i am d law a wank dj who cant mix a drink let alone 2 tunes

by j.cairns March 03, 2004