lawman 

a self obsessed wank who often thinks he is god or a more powerful human being

i am d law a wank dj who cant mix a drink let alone 2 tunes

lawman by j.cairns March 3, 2004

lawman 

thinks hes gods gift to women, when he most probably isnt!! aspiring d.j, but even he likes a bit of s club 7!!

thinks hes the worlds greatest sales person but his no sales and inappropriates well overshadow his ACTUAL sales.... ha ha dave TISSSSSSUEEEE!!

lawman by Leanne March 11, 2004

LawMan Lessick 

Humble and Respected officer of the Willoughby PD. Will put you in the drunk tank for being an idiot or will have you sleep it off in the lobby for meandering but being compliant. Be respectful of this man. He has a long and honest career deserving of all of our respect and admiration. He Protects, Serves, and Helps. His calling goes Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.

Person 1: You know LawMan Lessick?
Person 2: We've both watched each other's careers with interest.

LawMan Lessick by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Andrew Lawman 

Andrew Lawman doesn't need a definition, Andrew Lawman is the definition. Andrew Lawman is the Messiah, Andrew Lawman is the light. Andrew Lawman be lawmanatin' bitches all night. Andrew Lawman is bigger than Gandhi and Jesus, put together, then multiplied by 5.

you got lawmanated. BITCH!

"Get the fuck out of town, Lisa. silly jew" - Lord Andrew Lawman (the 3rd)

Andrew Lawman by lachlan shanks August 31, 2013

Indianese Lawman 

When you're an officer of the law anywhere in the state of Indiana and your mission in life is to only stop and tounge kiss other dudes. See also Marvelisish.

Damn boy I tell you what, that short cop sure was an Indianese Lawman.

Indianese Lawman by Dchambostacksrolls August 11, 2024

Layman's Terms 

Explaining difficult stuff in an easy to understand manner

For example instead of:
"The geological force, resulted in extreme vibration of the terra surface."

Say it in Layman's Terms:
"There was an earthquake."

Layman's Terms by GaryTheGoose April 4, 2020

Lawmanated 

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.

Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"

Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013